Thursday, April 28, 2011

Yo ho ho and a bottle of nightmares

As of late (or early) Mother Nature seems to have forgotten her meds, in turn, giving us Migraine getters a good ole fashioned migraine to battle.  Money can't buy a cure?  Pfft, money can't buy happiness but it can sure buy chocolate-which is pretty much the same thing. 


Best quote of the day- "Attach a sign to a manhole that reads, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tryouts. Inquire within."- unknown-


I'm not sure if its the weather but, whatever force it is,  its using enough Jedi force in my head to implode a pack of Raptors. In related news, my night was packed full of Dreams/nightmares including but not limited to re-dreaming the death of my daughter (con), seeing a headless man cooking beneath candlelight in the kitchen(we didn't have to cook-pro), seeing The Giant Alien Nightmare Rubberband Man (con), the Mister and I moving to a deserted island....on purpose (pro), and seeing my best friend spawn a litter of kittens (just confusing).  It seems the weather/migraine business kills my Muse but eats my brain while I'm trying to sleep. Two and a half hours post-wake up time today and I still feel like a Zombie doped up on heroine. If you need me, I'll be the redhead in the back with Ice packs on her face and a drink with an umbrella. Or just a straw and a bottle. I can't decide.

16 comments:

  1. Teeheehee the kitteh pic is so funny. You have always had intense dreams. Do you still record them? I hope you feel better soon.

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  2. you better tell that husband of yours if you guys move to a deserted island, i'm hiding in the suitcase. i promise you wont see or hear much out of me. only when i see a spider. everything else is on lock.

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  3. @ Cheryl, :) I try to when I think about it but I find myself being lazy with it more often than not. Then again, its always a pleasure to tell the therapist about it so they can find some theory on the dreamin' bid'ness.

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  4. @Sara, Sounds like a plan. We can put your Vegan food prowess to work. Something tells me we would all be fighting over who had to kill the next spider :P

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  5. That's how I feel today, my therapy involves back to back slasher movies and gluing stuff.
    Get better soon my dear.

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  6. That's the best kind of therapy to have. Thanks Angry :)

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  7. Sorry to hear about your migraines. I hope you get to feeling better.

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  8. Ugh, migraines are the worst and nightmares suck, too, since sleep is usually the only escape from them. Interesting study I read about (didn't read the actual research, just a summary of it)in my social psychology class said that orgasms usually help relieve migraine pain. Honestly, I don't know how I could get in "the mood" while feeling my head was about to split in half, but I just thought I'd throw that out there. Hope you feel better soon, Meowy! <3

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  9. Dude, Mother Nature needs to get her shit together already. This crazy-ass weather is straight up soul-crushing.

    Sorry to hear that you're having migraines. Hopefully you'll get some relief, like... rightNOW!

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  10. I completely want a My Lil Pony army of minions!

    Good luck with your migraines...hope they pass soon. I'm seriously debating snorting something excessively caustic so as to stop the allergy-ridden life I'm living in my new state. I mean, I don't need sinuses for anything important, right?! I can breath through my mouth...

    Gah.

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  11. Thanks Trey! Happy weekend everyone!

    Thank you Mice :)

    @ Jen, orgasms eh? Hmmmmm....

    @ Lex, Thanks! Soul crushing indeed. I might melt soon. Or spontaneousy combust. Whichever comes first.

    @ Red, Best army of minions ever. Oooooh! We can be real life mouth breathers!

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  12. Orgasms are good for migraines? I'll have to remember that the next time my boyfriend makes up an excuse!! Enjoy your weekend Meow!

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  13. @Jason, haha Happy weekend to you :)

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  14. Haha! I swear I am not making it up... http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1920552/orgasms_a_cure_for_headaches.html?cat=5
    But, any reason to get down sounds great to me... :o)

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  15. best quote of the day! i hope you are feeling better! :)

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