Monday, Mavs, Giant Albino Bat sightings and boob randoms

I spent much of the weekend goofing off with the Zombie Booth app.  I heart mindless entertainment to a T but I was rather sad that I could never get one of the Widow the Wonder Cat.  AND....AND! My Mavs pulled off a Championship. *cough, cough*, Lebron. *cough, cough*.

Even better, I was a Dallas Mavericks fan from point fetus.  Always have been. Always will be. For that alone, there should be cake. Lots of cake.

I'll be running tonight. Fingers crossed for a few things.
1. My mini D's don't put my eye out (or my husband's) with each step I take. This calls for a Double bra feature. Bra A under Bra B, and hope that I don't need to use Bra C to keep those puppies strapped down.
2. No vomit would be an uber plus.
3. No coronary would be an even bigger plus.
4. I'd also be good with no asthma attacks. I mean, not to be picky or anything
Another random thought or concern is: Will my bat wings expand and retract as I run? No tank tops for me. I can't have anyone making a "Giant Albino Bat sighting" and putting me on youtube. Then my cover will be totally blown...hey, wait...