Anxiety Girl, Super Power #243: Able to jump to the worst conclusion in a single bound!

                                                       Because it still makes me giggle.

**Over the weekend, we went old school and decided to hit up a Drive-in. I scampered off to the grocery and stocked up on as much junk I could think of.  We were hoping for The Green Lantern but had to sit through Cars first. Yeah. Once the movie actually started, it only took about 20 minutes and I was passed out like a Rhino in a coma. It only took an hour of people watching, a pound of candy goodness, chips, soda and other goodies that shall remain nameless to put me to sleep.  I. Am. Lame.  Hubby didn't want to risk that whole sleep-while-driving thing...needless to say we left early; responsible old folk we are. We ended up seeing The Green Lantern a couple days later, sans rhino coma.

**Operation Locks of Love is now complete.  I am now half my weight (OK, maybe shed half a pound but who's counting) as I have exactly one foot of hair less than I did before. We didn't do a legit before/after deal but here is a sort-of-before-after--more of an uber tipsy before and after. Either way...

**Today is my last day of being a professional housewife and starving artist. Tomorrow I will, once again, be working for The Man. I'm still all crazed that I need to clean every inch of the house and car and move this here or that there.  I'm  not really sure where that comes from but the anxiety is eating my brain like a hot fudge sundae.  Anxiety Girl, Super Power #243: Able to jump to the worst conclusion in a  single bound! Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!